Hey you, see that man up there? The one with the perfectly coiffed hair that defies gravity? The one with the perfect lips? Well, if you haven’t already, I’m going to tell you the reasons why this man is hot:
1. The most obvious, that famous hair. The “hairstyle of the Gods” it was called, a “studied disarray” that took an hour to prepare. He’s already a tall man at 6’ 1”, but his hair gave him at least 4 or 5 inches more. His hair full of hairspray (or orange juice, coke, or whatever was available), it was fondled with until it was just right, a completely fluffed out porcupine with a sparse but very nice fringe in the front.
2. Next, his lips. Some say that “Lips Like Sugar” was a love song to himself, and who could disagree with that? They are his favorite part about himself as he said in 1987 and often goes back to talking about them. He can make the most adorable pout or the most heart-melting smile.
3. Those beautiful green eyes of his, which are often hidden now by dark glasses due to his myopia, but when they are shown they are shimmering and just go straight through you.
4. That voice of his, rich like velvet and has the ability to melt anything like the sun. It’s so deep and full of that Liverpool accent and can make you weak in the knees when he sings or simply talks. He could “mumble the words from a telephone book and people would say it was genius.” Whether he’s whispering or singing softly all low and seductive, going full out belting, or just screaming at the top of his lungs, nothing can turn you on more than his voice.
5. Whether he’s wearing camouflage and army gear, black shirts and slacks, collared flannel shirts with his tight jeans, his oversized leather jacket, and especially those shirts that are too big for him and start slipping way down, he looks just downright attractive. Even dressed up in drag he looks too hot for words. Not to mention that he always has some eyeliner on which just makes him even MORE sexy and beautiful. He IS the definition of tall, dark, and handsome.
6. His personality. He’s funny as hell if you’ve ever read an interview by him when his alter ego “Mac the Mouth” comes around to slag off some other performer. He may be harsh, but he’s got a great sense of humor. He’s not lying when he says he’s part of the “Best band in the world,” because anyone else who has fallen in love with Echo & the Bunnymen’s music will agree. Not only that, but he’s an intelligent man, and not someone who can be easily screwed. He’s got his own dancing style if anyone has seen live videos, attractively awkward and incredibly cute.
As you can see, this man is perfect, and that’s all that really needs to be said here.
